Oh honey, you’re home already. Oops. But this is not what it looks like. Well, it IS what it looks like, but I can explain. Hmmm … actually … if I really think about it, no, I can’t.

“Oh honey, you’re home already. Oops. But this is not what it looks like. Well, it IS what it looks like, but I can explain. Hmmm … actually … if I really think about it, no, I can’t.”